Avenue Q - Internet Is For Porn
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Fi
nal
ly
10
I
get
to
teach
a
whole
les
son
44
All
by
my
self
61
And
I’m
gon
na
teach
some
thing
re
le
vant
97
Some
thing
mo
dern
114
The
In
ter
net
133
The
in
ter
net
is
real
ly
real
ly
great
189
For
porn
209
I’ve
got
a
fast
con
nec
tion
234
So
I
don’t
have
to
wait
262
For
porn
278
There’s
al
ways
some
new
site
310
For
porn!
320
I
browse
all
day
and
night
347
For
porn!
357
It’s
like
I’m
sur
fing
at
the
speed
of
light
404
For
porn!
423
The
in
ter
net
is
for
porn
457
The
in
ter
net
is
for
porn
490
Why
you
think
the
net
was
born?
530
Porn,
porn,
porn
563
Trek
kie!
578
Oh!
Hel
lo
Kate
Mon
ster
606
You
are
ru
i
ning
my
song
631
Oh,
me
sor
ry
650
Me
no
mean
to
665
Well,
if
you
would
n’t
mind,
please
684
Be
ing
qui
et
for
a
mi
nute
702
So
I
can
fi
nish?
714
O
key-
Do
key
735
Good!
740
I’m
glad
we
have
this
new
tech
no
lo
gy
795
For
porn!
807
Oop!
813
Which
gives
us
un
told
op
por
tu
ni
ty
866
For
porn!
877
Oops!
884
Right
from
your
own
desk
top
911
For
917
You
can
re
search
browse
and
shop
948
Un
til
you’ve
had
e
nough
983
And
your
rea
dy
to
stop
1005
For
porn!
1025
The
in
ter
net
is
for
porn!
1058
The
in
ter
net
is
for
porn!
1091
Me
up
all
night
1117
Hon
king
me
horn
to
1134
Porn,
porn,
porn!
1164
That’s
gross
1190
You’re
a
per
vert
1213
Aah,
sticks
and
stones,
Kate
Mons
ter
1248
No,
real
ly
1264
You’re
a
per
vert
1281
Nor
mal
peo
ple
don’t
sit
at
home
1314
And
look
at
porn
on
the
in
ter
net
1338
Ooooh!
1365
What?
1376
You
have
no
i
de
a!
1420
Rea
dy
nor
mal
peo
ple?
1438
Rea
dy!
Rea
dy!
Rea
dy!
1461
Let
me
hear
it!
1470
The
in
ter
net
is
for
porn!
1496
The
in
ter
net
is
for
porn!
1530
All
these
guys
un
zip
their
flies
1572
For
porn,
porn,
porn!
1604
Porn!
Porn!
1640
Wha?
1656
Now
I
hap
pen
to
know
for
a
fact
1684
That
you
1696
Rod
1705
Check
your
port
fo
li
o
1721
And
trade
stocks
on
line
1748
That’s
cor
rect!
1761
And
Bri
an
1774
You
1783
Buy
things
on
a
ma
zon
.
com
1816
Sure
1824
And
Ga
ry
1837
You
1845
Keep
sel
ling
your
pos
ses
sions
1869
On
e
bay
1884
Yes,
I
do!
1899
And
Prince
ton
1910
You
1918
Sent
me
that
sweet
on
line
birth
day
card
1959
True!
1967
Ooooh,
but
Kate
1987
What
you
think
he
do
2007
Af
ter?
2022
Hmmm?
2039
Yeah
2055
Eeew!
2076
The
in
ter
net
is
for
porn!
2107
The
in
ter
net
is
for
porn!
2140
Grab
your
dick
and
dou
ble
click
2178
For
porn,
porn,
porn!
2210
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po~ ,
po~
porn!
Po~,
po~ ,
porn!
2278
The
in
ter
net
is
for
2299
In
ter
net
is
for
2315
In
ter
net
is
for
2331
Porn!