The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants
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Lock
eyes
from
a
cross
the
room
50
Down
my
drink
while
the
rhy
thms
boom
96
Take
your
hand
and
skip
the
names
145
No
need
here
for
the
sil
ly
games
193
Make
our
way
through
the
smoke
and
crowd
243
The
club
is
the
sky
and
I’m
on
your
cloud
291
Move
in
close
as
the
la
sers
fly
338
Our
bo
dies
touch
and
the
an
gels
cry
389
Leave
this
place
go
back
to
yours
434
Our
lips
first
touch
out
side
your
doors
483
A
whole
night
what
we’ve
got
in
store
532
Whis
per
in
my
ear
that
you
want
some
more
575
And
I
jizz
in
my
pants
626
This
real
ly
ne
ver
hap
pens
648
You
can
take
my
word
673
I
won’t
a
po
lo
gize,
that’s
just
ab
surd
724
Main
ly
your
fault
for
the
way
that
you
dance
765
And
now
I
jizz
in
my
pants
820
Don’t
tell
your
friends
or
I’ll
say
you’re
a
slut
863
Plus
it’s
your
fault,
you
were
rub
bing
my
butt
909
I’m
ve
ry
sen
si
tive
935
Some
would
say
that’s
a
plus
957
Now
I’ll
go
home
and
change
999
I
need
a
few
things
from
the
gro
ce
ry
1055
Do
things
a
lone
now
mos
t~
ly
1101
Left
me
heart
bro
ken
not
loo
kin’
for
love
1150
Sur
prise
in
my
eyes
when
I
looked
a
bove
1197
The
check-
out
coun
ter
and
I
saw
a
face
1246
My
heart
stood
still,
so
did
time
and
space
1295
Ne
ver
felt
that
I
could
feel
real
a
gain
1343
But
the
look
in
her
eyes
said
"I
need
a
friend"
1392
She
turned
to
me,
that’s
when
she
said
it
1439
Looked
me
dead
in
the
face,
asked
1470
"Cash
or
Cre
dit?"
1487
And
I
jizzed
in
my
pants
1538
It’s
per
fect
ly
nor
mal
no
thing
wrong
with
me
1583
Oh,
we’re
goin
to
need
a
clean
up
1613
On
aisle
three
1633
And
now
I’m
posed
in
an
awk
ward
stance
1677
Be
cause
I
jizzed
in
my
pants
1732
To
be
fair
you
were
flir
ting
a
lot
1773
Plus
the
way
you
bag
cans
1799
Got
me
bo
thered
and
hot
1822
Please
stop
ac
ting
like
you’re
not
im
pressed
1869
One
more
thing
I’m
gon
na
pay
by
check
1918
Last
week
1933
I
saw
a
film
1969
As
I
re
call
it
was
a
hor
ror
film
2017
Walked
out
side
in
to
the
rain
2065
Checked
my
phone
and
saw
you
rang
2111
And
I
jizzed
in
my
pants
2163
Spee
ding
down
the
street
2183
When
the
red
lights
flash
2209
Need
to
get
a
way,
need
to
make
a
dash
2254
A
song
comes
on
that
re
minds
me
of
you
2301
And
I
jizz
in
my...
2346
The
next
day
2367
My
a
larm
goes
off
2400
And
I
jizz
in
my
pants
2453
O
pen
my
win
dow
and
a
breeze
rolls
in
2497
And
I
jizz
in
my...
2538
When
Bruce
Wil
lis
was
dead
2566
At
the
end
of
"Sixth
Sense"
2592
I
jizzed
in
my
pants
2642
I
just
ate
a
grape
2663
And
I
jizzed
in
my
pants
2716
O
kay
2756
Se
ri
ous
ly
you
guys,
can
we
2805
O
kay...
2824
I
jizz
right
in
my
pants
2887
E
very
time
you’re
next
to
me
2931
And
when
we’re
hol
ding
hands
2981
It’s
like
ha
ving
sex
with
me
3026
You
say
I’m
pre
ma
ture
3077
I
just
call
it
ecs
ta
sy
3123
I
wear
a
rub
ber
at
all
times
3180
It’s
a
ne
ces
si
ty
3217
I
jizz
in
my
pants
3269
I
jizz
in
my
pants,
I
jizz
in
my
pants
3309
It’s
’cause
I
jizz
in
my
pants,
yes
I
jizz
in...
3351
Yes
I
jizz
in
my
pants
3412
I
jizz
in
my
pants,
I
jizz
in
my
pants