The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants
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Lock
eyes
from
a
cross
the
room
53
Down
my
drink
while
the
rhy
thms
boom
100
Take
your
hand
and
skip
the
names
149
No
need
here
for
the
sil
ly
games
196
Make
our
way
through
the
smoke
and
crowd
242
The
club
is
the
sky
and
I’m
on
your
cloud
292
Move
in
close
as
the
la
sers
fly
337
Our
bo
dies
touch
and
the
an
gels
cry
389
Leave
this
place
go
back
to
yours
433
Our
lips
first
touch
out
side
your
doors
483
A
whole
night
what
we’ve
got
in
store
531
Whis
per
in
my
ear
that
you
want
some
more
574
And
I
jizz
in
my
pants
625
This
real
ly
ne
ver
hap
pens
647
You
can
take
my
word
673
I
won’t
a
po
lo
gize,
that’s
just
ab
surd
724
Main
ly
your
fault
for
the
way
that
you
dance
764
And
now
I
jizz
in
my
pants
820
Don’t
tell
your
friends
or
I’ll
say
you’re
a
slut
868
Plus
it’s
your
fault,
you
were
rub
bing
my
butt
913
I’m
ve
ry
sen
si
tive
934
Some
would
say
that’s
a
plus
959
Now
I’ll
go
home
and
change
1008
I
need
a
few
things
from
the
gro
ce
ry
1060
Do
things
a
lone
now
mos
t~
ly
1107
Left
me
heart
bro
ken
not
loo
kin’
for
love
1153
Sur
prise
in
my
eyes
when
I
looked
a
bove
1201
The
check-
out
coun
ter
and
I
saw
a
face
1250
My
heart
stood
still,
so
did
time
and
space
1300
Ne
ver
felt
that
I
could
feel
real
a
gain
1342
But
the
look
in
her
eyes
said
“I
need
a
friend”
1394
She
turned
to
me,
that’s
when
she
said
it
1438
Looked
me
dead
in
the
face,
asked
1469
“Cash
or
Cre
dit?”
1486
And
I
jizzed
in
my
pants
1537
It’s
per
fect
ly
nor
mal
no
thing
wrong
with
me
1583
Oh,
we’re
goin
to
need
a
clean
up
1612
On
aisle
three
1634
And
now
I’m
posed
in
an
awk
ward
stance
1676
Be
cause
I
jizzed
in
my
pants
1732
To
be
fair
you
were
flir
ting
a
lot
1774
Plus
the
way
you
bag
cans
1798
Got
me
bo
thered
and
hot
1827
Please
stop
ac
ting
like
you’re
not
im
pressed
1875
One
more
thing
I’m
gon
na
pay
by
check
1917
Last
week
1942
I
saw
a
film
1971
As
I
re
call
it
was
a
hor
ror
film
2021
Walked
out
side
in
to
the
rain
2068
Checked
my
phone
and
saw
you
rang
2110
And
I
jizzed
in
my
pants
2164
Spee
ding
down
the
street
2182
When
the
red
lights
flash
2212
Need
to
get
a
way,
need
to
make
a
dash
2257
A
song
comes
on
that
re
minds
me
of
you
2300
And
I
jizz
in
my...
2348
The
next
day
2374
My
a
larm
goes
off
2399
And
I
jizz
in
my
pants
2452
O
pen
my
win
dow
and
a
breeze
rolls
in
2496
And
I
jizz
in
my...
2539
When
Bruce
Wil
lis
was
dead
2567
At
the
end
of
“Sixth
Sense”
2591
I
jizzed
in
my
pants
2641
I
just
ate
a
grape
2662
And
I
jizzed
in
my
pants
2724
O
kay
2758
Se
ri
ous
ly
you
guys,
can
we
2811
O
kay...
2832
I
jizz
right
in
my
pants
2886
E
very
time
you’re
next
to
me
2937
And
when
we’re
hol
ding
hands
2981
It’s
like
ha
ving
sex
with
me
3033
You
say
I’m
pre
ma
ture
3077
I
just
call
it
ecs
ta
sy
3129
I
wear
a
rub
ber
at
all
times
3179
It’s
a
ne
ces
si
ty
3216
I
jizz
in
my
pants
3272
I
jizz
in
my
pants,
I
jizz
in
my
pants
3308
It’s
’cause
I
jizz
in
my
pants,
yes
I
jizz
in...
3352
Yes
I
jizz
in
my
pants
3415
I
jizz
in
my
pants,
I
jizz
in
my
pants