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I
wanna
be
the
best
there
e
ver
was
94
To
beat
all
the
rest,
yeah
that’s
my
cause!
200
Elec
tro
de,
Dig
lett,
Ni
do
ran,
Man
key
253
Venu
saur,
Ratta
tta,
Fea
row,
Pid
gey
303
Sea
king,
Jol
teon,
Dra
go
nite,
Gast
ly
353
Pony
ta,
Va
po
reon,
Poli
wrath,
Butter
free!
398
You
knew
that
part
but
now
there’s
more!
With
495
All
new
games!
More
Poke
mon
to
ex
plore!
597
Gen
gar,
Vulla
by,
Rati
cate,
Toxi
croak
644
Armal
do,
Vile
plume,
Ski
tty,
Seis
me
toad
693
Com
bus
ken,
Snor
lax,
Mi
llo
tic,
To
ge
pi
743
Crust
le,
Go
goat,
Lu
xio,
Vol
beat!
794
Me
tang,
Her
dier,
Far
fethch’d,
Slow
po
ke
sol
rock
853
Got
hi
telle,
Mi
nun,
Tym
pole
893
Deer
ling,
Ae
gi
slash,
Sand
slash,
Stee
lix
941
Grave
ler,
Osha
wott,
Came
rupt,
Swir
lix!
994
Go
tta
catch
’em
all
Po
ke
mon!
1102
Le
dy
ba,
Saws
buck,
She
llos,
Ga
bi
te
1186
Foon
gus,
Dus
kull,
Gul
pin,
Va
nni
li
te
1238
Es
pe
on,
Ma
ku
hi
ta,
Throh,
Mew
two
1286
Cle
ffa,
Lar
ve
sta,
Mol
tres,
Pump
ka
boo!
1335
E
mol
ga,
Lo
tad,
Haun
ter,
Se
waddle
1386
Pa
ras,
Mag
ne
ton,
Duo
sion,
Weep
pin
bell
1434
Pory
gon
-Z,
Lit
leo,
Fla
be
be,
Ar
ti
cu
no
1486
Lan
turn,
Munch
lax,
Badcu
lin,
Pidgeo
tto!
1540
Man...
that
was
a
lot!
How
many
to
go?
1618
Six
hun
dred
thirty
eight
1662
Wait..
what?
No,
no,
no!
1722
Gal
van
tu
la,
Star
yu,
Lo
pu
nny,
Bre
loom
1773
Elec
ta
buzz,
Luv
disc,
Mag
mor
tar,
Skip
loom
1825
Wurm
ple,
Ava
lugg,
Pip
lup,
Scy
ther
1876
Rhy
per
ior,
Ty
ra
ni
tar,
Lai
ron,
Py
roar!
1927
Azu
ma
ril,
Ze
krom,
Hippo
poot
as,
Gla
ceon
1978
Strap
tor,
Gi
ra
ti
na,
Ya
mask,
Fly
gon
2026
Li
cky
li
cky,
Pan
cham,
Man
tyke,
Pid
geot
2072
Pal
kia,
Woop
er,
Ga
llade,
Pawn
yard!
2120
Gotta
catch
’em
all
2135
Gotta
catch
’em
all
2160
Gotta
catch
’em
all
2186
Gotta
catch
’em
all
2206
Do
we?
2220
Ye
ee
ee
ee
ee
es!
2260
Flet
chin
der,
Cro
co
naw,
Du
rant,
Che
rim
2317
Mew,
A
mau
ra,
Ur
sa
ring,
El
gyem
2369
Clem
pearl,
Ma
gi
karp,
Cha
tot,
Au
ro
rus
2419
Pi
dove,
Lu
di
co
lo
Dark
rai,
Nose
pass!
2467
Cra
ni
dos,
Kyo
gre,
In
kay,
Mag
ne
zone
2513
Shu
ppet,
Wal
rein,
Del
catty,
Gya
ra
dos!
2564
Ralts,
La
tias,
Chan
de
lure,
Tor
chic!
2614
Wor
ma
dam,
A
bra,
Ve
no
moth,
Jol
tik!
2670
For
real
though...
My
throat’s
sore.
I
need
a
rest
2744
No
rest
for
the
best!
2792
(Sigh)
The
best,
I
get
it.
fine...
2858
Sun
kern,
Win
gull,
Cyn
da
quill,
Tim
burr
2909
Karra
blast,
Fril
lish,
Kel
deo,
Ser
pe
rior
2958
Star
mie,
Bel
lo
ssom,
Ruff
let,
Shar
pe
do
3008
Flor
ges,
Mien
foo,
Wea
vile,
Lu
na
to
ne
3058
Phan
py,
Vib
ra
va,
Fla
reon,
Bul
ba
saur!
3107
Cin
cin
no,
Swan
na,
Pin
sir,
O
ma
star!
3154
Ex
ca
drill,
Um
breon,
Vic
ti
ni,
Reli
canth
3204
Ching
ling,
Glis
cor,
Va
ni
lish,
Li
li
gant
3256
These
are
all
serious
ly
po
ke
mon!
3366
Bron
zor,
Spea
row,
Ka
ku
na,
Cast
form
3448
Smear
gle,
Don
phan,
Pory
gon
2,
Heat
more
3500
Kek
le
on,
Spew
pa,
Meow
stick,
Wobbo
fett
3550
Sprit
zee,
Grum
pig,
O
nix,
Stout
land!
3600
Aboma
snow,
Electi
vire,
Aero
dac
tyl,
Solo
sis
3646
A
ron,
Ma
wile,
Rio
lu,
Lap
ras
3696
Dun
sparce,
Vi
vil
li
on,
Ho-
Oh,
Qui
lava
3746
Bun
nel
by,
Exege
cute,
Shel
met,
King
dra!
3798
Can
i
at
least
get
a
snack?
My
blood
sugar’s
low...
3890
We
paid
you
to
sing
not
to
stuff
your
hole!
3991
Quil
fish,
Skoru
pi,
Bur
my,
Trub
mish
4038
Me
ta
gross,
Accel
gor,
Lie
pard,
Cor
phish
4089
Shift
ry,
Illum
ise,
Kri
ke
tot,
Te
pig
4135
Gla
meow,
Bu
neary,
Bui
zel,
To
ge
kiss
4186
Si
mi
pour,
Grou
don,
Ma
rill,
Gol
bat
4238
Mime
Jr,
Zwei
lous,
Spin
da,
Nin
jask!
4284
Mis
drea
vus,
Char
me
leon,
re
gi
gi
gas,
Wee
zing!
4334
Chin
chou,
A
ro
ma
tisse,
Gothi
ta,
Ni
do
king!
4390
Can
never
have
too
many
po
ke
mon!
4492
(Ugh...)
4518
Cor
so
la,
Shinx,
Zo
ru
a,
Xa
tu
4580
Con
kel
durr,
Ray
qua
za,
Gol
duck,
Ten
ta
cool
4630
Jelli
cent,
Dra
gal
gea,
Mur
krow,
Li
leep
4680
Un
fea
zent,
Wail
mer,
Mon
fer
no,
Ee
vee
4728
Am
bi
pom,
Lom
bre,
Grot
le,
Man
tine
4779
Char
man
der,
A
la
ka
zam,
A
zu
rill,
Ferro
seed
4829
Lou
dred,
Elec
trike,
Spi
ri
tomb,
Elec
tross
4875
Seel,
Cle
fairy,
Drift
blim,
Del
phox
4926
Gotta
catch
’em
all
4942
Gotta
catch
’em
all
4962
Gotta
catch
’em
all
4990
Gotta
catch
’em
all
5010
But
I
have
a
life!
5041
Leave
it!
5069
Vol
ca
ro
na,
Vul
pix,
Ha
ri
ya
ma,
Re
shi
ram
5120
Gloom,
Ma
li
mar,
Psy
duck,
Go
lem
5172
Snea
sle,
Si
mi
sa
ge,
Rog
gen
ro
la,
Blas
toise
5219
Tyna
mo,
Lam
pent,
Klef
ki,
Purr
loin
5265
Skun
tank,
Tai
low,
Bra
xien,
Yan
ma
5320
Dra
gon
air,
Ma
champ,
Cac
nea,
Dial
ga
5369
Dirf
loon,
Maro
wak,
Stant
ler,
Mud
kip
5418
Pan
pour,
Mien
shao,
Prime
ape,
Fen
ni
ken
5466
Not
even
half
way
through!
Po
ke
mon!
5578
Squir
tle,
Tyro
gue,
Yvel
tal,
Bi
doof
5660
Fe
ra
li
gatr,
Cac
turne,
Bear
tic,
Slig
goo
5712
Cle
fa
ble,
Nin
ca
da,
Stun
fisk,
Ma
reep
5760
Am
pha
ros,
Mag
car
go,
Cater
pie,
Sla
king
5810
Pro
bo
pass,
Mr.
Mime,
Dra
pion,
Folat
zel
5860
Ab
sol,
Jum
pluff,
Tor
te
rra,
Vic
tre
bel
5909
A
xew,
Pan
sear,
Dou
blade,
Nido
queen
5960
Da
ru
ma
ka,
Shroo
mish,
Kir
lia,
Kof
fing!
6010
Hey!
6032
Oh
thank
god!
Am
i
done?
6083
No!
Just
dropping
off
the
next
list!
6146
NO!
PLEASE!
6188
Hyp
no,
Quag
sire,
Tree
ko,
Hor
sea
6252
Ba
gon,
Li
noone,
Phi
one,
Bay
leaf
6301
Su
do
woo
do,
Cro
gunk,
Houn
doom,
Sea
dra
6349
Hit
mon
lee,
Migh
tye
na,
De
denne,
Cre
se
lia
6398
Dar
ma
ni
tan,
Em
po
leon,
Cu
bone,
Hip
pow
don
6449
Rapi
dash,
Dig
gers
by,
Ar
ca
ni
ne,
Hy
drei
gon
6497
Car
ra
coas
ta,
Ten
ta
cru
el,
Reu
ni
clus,
Gar
chomp
6548
Ty
phol
sion,
Car
va
nah,
Dwe
bble,
Ma
chop!
6598
Gotta
rap
’em
all
6614
Gotta
rap
’em
all
6634
Gotta
rap
’em
all
6664
Gotta
rap
’em
all
6686
Kling
klang,
Fur
frou,
Ag
gron,
Mes
prit
6743
Gla
lie,
Kroo
ko
dyle,
Fra
xure,
Ar
chen
6791
Gre
nin
ja,
Phan
tump,
Bla
zi
ken,
Sci
zor
6843
He
li
op
tile,
Sa
mu
rott,
Sla
koth,
Cla
wit
zer
6889
Me
ga
nium,
Dra
ti
ni,
Bas
tio
don,
Ar
ceus
6942
Se
vi
per,
Ma
na
phy,
Shell
der,
Gorey
byss
6993
Clay
dol,
Ar
bok,
Star
ly,
Cha
ri
zard
7042
Sco
li
pe
de,
Cas
coon,
Gible,
Gar
de
vioir!
7092
THATS
IT!
NO
MORE!
7125
Dont
you
wanna
be
the
very
best?
7169
NO
7184
The
doors
are
locked
so
you
best
fi
nish!
7282
Sa
la
men
ce,
Pi
chu,
Al
ta
ria,
Claun
cher
7332
Swi
nub,
Nine
tales,
Slug
ma,
Whis
mur
7381
Jig
gly
puff,
Chim
char,
Bra
via
ry,
Nuz
leaf
7431
Jynx,
Tor
na
dus,
Chi
cko
ri
ta,
Stun
ky
7482
Mu
shar
na,
Ka
bu
tops,
Meloe
tta,
Houn
dour
7529
War
tor
tle,
Dus
knoir,
She
din
ja,
Em
boar
7581
Zan
goose,
Fros
lass,
Ni
do
ran,
Zu
bat
7630
Na
tu,
Zo
rua,
Swe
llow,
Noi
bat!
7678
This
is
wrong!
Peole
know
I’m
here!
7758
Just
keep
on
ra
pping
no
one’s
co
ming
for
you!
7875
See
dot,
O
ma
nyte,
Bu
dew,
A
no
rith
7925
Thun
de
rus,
Fro
ga
dier,
Krab
by,
To
ge
tic
7971
Co
ba
llion,
Bou
ffa
launt,
Pa
trat,
Surs
kit
8022
Ka
bu
to,
Scat
ter
bug,
Pan
sage,
Lit
wik
8073
Craw
daunt,
Gri
mer,
Mis
ma
gius,
Whir
le
pede
8124
Kri
ke
tune,
Sable
ye,
Mil
tank,
Gol
deen
8170
Skar
mo
ry,
Hea
tran,
Dus
tox,
Me
ta
pod
8222
Ro
se
li
a,
Dril
bur,
Ches
pin,
Marsh
tomp
8270
Who
are
you?
8313
It’s
no
use
you’re
caught
like
we’re
gonna
catch
em
all
Po
ke
mon!
8450
Ji
ra
chi,
Alo
ma
mo
la,
Bee
drill,
Para
sect
8516
Spoink,
Le
dian,
Dit
to,
Sen
tret
8565
Turt
wig,
Ted
di
ur
sa,
Slow
king,
Sno
ver
8615
Sawk,
Tor
tou
ga,
Tau
ros,
Gar
bo
dor
8660
Meowth,
Spheal,
Min
ci
nno,
Scra
ggy
8714
Lili
pup,
Woo
bat,
Zig
za
goon,
Flaf
fy
8761
Gi
ra
fa
rig,
Whim
si
cott,
Do
drio,
Po
li
wag!
8807
Jiggly
puff,
Hap
pi
ny,
Swa
blu,
Swoo
bat!
8862
[Cough]
8954
Scep
tile,
Swad
loon,
Ban
nette,
Fer
ro
thorn
9006
Hop
pip,
Oc
ti
llery,
Slur
puff,
Noi
vern
9056
Ex
ploud,
Hoot
hoot,
In
fer
nape,
Shu
ckle
9103
Arc
he
ops,
Plus
le,
Ge
ne
sect,
Weedle
9157
Snub
bull,
E
kans,
Do
drio,
Po
ry
gon
9206
La
tios,
Go
lurk,
Rhy
horn
9256
Pu
ru
gly,
Spi
na
rak,
Swa
lot,
Swam
pert
9304
Che
ru
bi,
Ro
se
ra
de,
Yan
me
ga,
Pel
li
per!
9358
Listen,
i
have
to
pick
up
my
son
from
soccer
practice.
He’s
waiting
for
me.
9442
We
have
your
son
too!
9484
NO!
Dont
hurt
him!
I’ll
play
your
game
9530
Bi
na
cle,
Tan
growth,
Stra
vaia,
Sil
coon
9598
Lan
do
rus,
Lar
vi
tar,
Ves
pi
quen,
Pi
ka
chu
9646
Ve
no
nat,
Car
bink,
Duck
lett,
Bel
dum
9698
Tro
pius,
Zeb
stri
ka,
Drow
zee,
Smoo
chum
9744
Si
gi
lyph,
Cloy
ster,
Re
gice,
Goo
dra
9791
Pa
cha
ri
su,
Floe
tte,
Re
mo
raid,
Haw
lu
cha
9843
Muu
na,
Mag
by,
Grow
lithe,
Pig
nite
9891
Fur
ret,
Bi
sharp,
Si
mi
sear,
Burg
mite
9944
Gotta
catch
’em
all
9959
Gotta
catch
’em
all
9978
Gotta
catch
’em
all
10007
Gotta
catch
’em
all
10028
You
won’t
get
away
with
this!
10060
We
already
have!
10126
Gi
ga
lith,
Me
di
cham,
Lea
van
ny,
Shay
min
10185
Va
ni
luxxe,
U
nown,
San
dile,
Kyu
rem
10238
Ai
pom,
Bee
he
yem,
Tre
ve
nant,
Dew
gong
10284
Pal
pi
to
de,
Bi
ba
rel,
Deo
xys,
Watch
og!
10333
Bar
broach,
Ee
lek
tirk,
Scraf
ty,
Ka
da
bra
10382
Ches
naught,
Rai
chu,
Gur
durr,
Go
tho
ri
ta
10430
Cryo
gi
nal,
Po
li
toad,
Bal
toy,
Ve
ni
pede
10479
Do
duo,
Ha
xo
rus,
E
xe
ggu
tor,
Com
bee!
10534
Water..
please....
10565
Water
is
a
type
of
Po
ke
mon!
10648
Goo
my,
Rhy
don,
Li
ki
ton
gue,
Cot
to
nee
10725
Mag
mar,
Klang,
Ni
do
ri
na,
Blis
sey
10775
Xer
nias,
Tor
koal,
Tra
pinch,
Shel
gon
10826
Tran
quill,
Es
purr,
Sea
leo,
Lu
mi
neon
10875
Cub
choo,
Dei
no,
Kro
ko
rok,
Me
di
tite
10922
Re
gi
steel,
Pan
go
ro,
Wiggly
tuff,
Ce
le
bi
10975
Noc
towl,
Es
ca
vi
lier,
Prin
plup,
Vi
ri
zion
11025
Pilo
swine,
Wy
naut,
Qua
lli
din,
Syl
veon
11072
How
are
you
hol
ding
up?
11103
Not
good
11114
I
dont
care!
11168
Pi
ne
co,
Gro
vyle,
Bar
ba
nacle,
Slow
bro
11217
Cra
di
ly,
Ty
ran
trum,
Wai
lord,
Skid
do
11268
Whis
cash,
Sui
cune,
Re
gi
rock,
A
zelf
11318
Kan
gash
khan,
Au
di
no,
En
tei,
Bell
sprout
11366
Dru
ddi
gon,
Aria
dos,
Ma
nec
tric,
Froa
kie
11415
Ma
rac
tus,
Ro
tom,
Chime
cho,
Bon
sly
11467
Shiel
don,
Pe
ti
lil,
Honch
krow,
He
lio
isk
11518
Chan
sey,
Ma
mo
swine,
Mot
hin,
Fore
tress
11566
Gotta
rap
’em
all
11584
Gotta
rap
’em
all
11604
Gotta
rap
’em
all
11634
Gotta
rap
’em
all
11654
Sand
shrew,
Hun
tail
Man
di
buzz,
Bron
zong
11714
Co
fa
gri
gus,
Zap
dos,
De
li
bird,
Sno
runt
11764
Nu
mel,
Fin
neon,
Tan
ge
la,
Po
li
whirl
11812
Dus
clops,
De
wott,
Gour
geist,
I
vy
saur
11862
Zy
garde,
Mag
ne
mite,
Bol
dore,
Sni
vy
11906
Gol
let,
Lu
ca
rio,
Od
dish,
Lux
ray
11956
Fletch
ling,
Lu
gia,
Klink,
Car
na
vine
12007
Gli
gar,
Cro
bat,
Gas
tro
don,
Beau
ti
fly
12056
Thats
it,
no
more...
12092
Dont
you
love
your
son?
12150
Daddy
he’s
got
a
gun!
12187
I’ll
KILL
YOU
YOU...
SOCIO
PATH
12242
Ni
do
ri
no,
Vol
torb,
Ta
lon
flame,
A
moon
gus
12301
Hit
mon
top,
Pooch
ye
na,
Per
sian,
He
ra
cross
12349
Vi
go
roth,
To
to
dyle,
Sun
flo
ra,
Rai
kou
12402
Pu
pi
tar,
Fee
bass,
E
le
kid,
Geo
dude
12450
Ma
choke,
Ty
runt,
Mas
que
rain,
Leaf
eon
12498
Ser
vine,
Ram
par
dos,
Blit
zle,
Hit
mon
chan
12545
Skrelp,
U
xie,
King
ler,
Muk
12597
Hon
edge,
Ter
ra
kion..
12623
THATS
THEM
ALL
I’M
DONE
12653
Did
you
re
mem
ber
to
say
both
Ni
do
rans?
12716
Yes,
yes...
male
and
female.
12751
Okay
Sounds
great!
Now
let’s
go
for
take
two!
12817
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
12844
Gotta
catch
’em
all
Po
ke
mon!