Muppets (Tim Curry) - Professional Pirate
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When
I
was
just
a
lad
33
Look
ing
for
my
true
vo
ca
tion
88
My
fa
ther
said
"Now
son,
130
This
choice
de
serves
de
li
ber
a
tion
184
Though
you
could
be
a
doc
tor
231
Or
per
haps
a
fi
nan
cier
277
My
boy
why
not
con
si
der
324
A
more
chall
en
ging
career"
~
365
Hey
ho
ho
407
You’ll
cruise
to
for
eign
shores
451
And
you’ll
keep
your
mind
and
bo
dy
sound
498
By
wor
king
out
of
doors
532
True
friend
ship
and
ad
ven
ture
578
Are
what
we
can’t
live
with
out
616
And
when
you’re
a
pro
fes
sion
al
pir
rate
693
That’s
what
the
job’s
a
bout
735
"Up
stage,
lads,
this
is
my
ON
LY
num
ber!"
821
Now
take
Sir
Fran
cis
Drake,
861
The
Span
ish
all
de
spise
him
914
But
to
the
Brit
ish
he’s
a
he
ro
978
And
they
i
dol
ize
him
1021
It’s
how
you
look
at
buc
can
eers
1072
That
makes
them
bad
or
good
1112
And
I
see
us
as
mem
bers
of
1164
A
no
ble
bro
ther
hood
1198
Hey
ho
ho
1240
We’re
ho
nor
a
ble
men
1284
And
be
fore
we
lose
our
tem
pers
1325
We
will
al
ways
count
to
ten
1365
On
occasion
cas
sion
there
may
be
some
one
1415
You
have
to
ex
e
cute
1448
But
when
your
a
pro
fess
ion
al
pi
rate
1522
You
don’t
have
to
wear
a
suit.
1568
What?
1606
I
could
have
been
a
surg
eon
1654
I
like
tak
king
things
a
part
1701
I
could
have
been
a
law
yer
1738
But
I
just
had
too
much
heart
1781
I
could
have
been
in
pol
i
tics
1842
Cause
I’ve
al
ways
been
a
big
spen
der
1921
And
me
I
could
have
been
a
con
ten
der
2016
Some
say
that
pi
rates
steal
2113
And
should
be
feared
and
ha
ted
2166
I
say
we’re
vic
tims
of
bad
press
2225
It’s
all
ex
a
gger
a
ted
2270
We’d
ne
ver
stab
you
in
the
back
2323
We’d
ne
ver
lie
or
cheat
2367
We’re
just
a
bout
the
nic
est
guys
2415
You’d
ev
er
want
to
meet
2451
Hey
ho
ho
2857
It’s
one
for
all
for
one
2901
And
we’ll
share
and
share
a
like
with
you
2948
And
love
you
like
a
son
2982
We’re
gen
tle
men
of
for
tune
3026
And
that’s
what
we’re
proud
to
be
3064
And
when
your
a
pro
fess
ion
al
pi
rate
3137
You’ll
be
hon
est
brave
and
free
3181
The
soul
of
de
cen
cy
3225
You’ll
be
loy
al
and
fair
and
on
the
square
3273
And
most
im
por
tant
ly
3314
When
you’re
a
pro
fess
ion
al
pi
rate
3386
You’re
al
ways
in
the
best
of
com
pan
y