Starbomb - It’s Dangerous To Go Alone
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My
name
is
Link
y’all
Im
straight
out
ta
Hy
rule
57
Been
on
the
force
of
good
sin
ce
1986.
Old
school.
124
I’m
brin
gin
you
a
laid
back
sum
mer
time
jam
190
Hold
on
a
mi
nute
Link
220
Hey
what’s
up
Old
Man?
255
I
see
that
you’re
em
bar
king
on
a
no
ther
e
pic
quest
314
You
’re
gon
na
use
your
O
ca
ri
na
to
res
cue
the
Prin
cess
380
But
you
’ll
need
a
ma
gic
wea
pon
that
’ll
ne
ver
e
ver
miss
446
It’s
dan
ge
rous
to
go
a
lone
take
this
513
Oh
thanks
old
man
that
is
real
ly
ve
ry
nice
572
I
can
al
ways
count
on
you
for
help
and
friend
ly
ad
vice
632
Though
I’ve
ne
ver
seen
a
sword
of
quite
that
sha
pe
or
si
ze
700
Oh
God
that’s
not
a
sword
it’s
your
dick
in
dis
guise
766
Yes
I
can’t
lie
I
have
pain
ted
my
shween
888
Now
grab
your
des
ti
ny
if
you
know
what
I
mean
1010
Wait
a
mi
nute
Link
don’t
leave
the
ca
ve,
whe
re
do
you
think
you
’re
go
ing
1138
This
is
a
great
chan
ce
to
fon
dle
old
scro
tum
that
you
’re
blo
wing
1270
That
was
weird
but
what
e
ver
the
re
is
no
time
to
lo
se
1401
I
’ve
got
ta
to
warp
right
now
to
Zel
da
in
this
chil
led
out
groo
ve
1467
Wait
this
is
n’t
Ga
non’s
lair,
I’m
in
Li
ber
ty
Ci
ty
1529
This
place
looks
just
li
ke
Phi
la
del
phi
a
but
e
ven
more
shit
ty
1594
I’m
at
the
cor
ner
of
Dead
Cop
and
Pros
ti
tu
te
junc
tion
1660
Some
thing
in
my
O
ca
ri
na
must
have
gone
and
mal
func
tion
ed
1728
I
got
ta
fix
it
quick
ly,
there
is
jus
tice
to
do
1786
Hold
on
a
mi
nute
Link
1819
Old
man,
is
that
you?
1849
This
is
a
place
you
can’t
sur
vi
ve
with
just
your
sword
and
your
wits
1912
It’s
dan
ge
rous
to
go
a
lone.
Take
this!
1983
Well
that’s
real
ly
kind
of...
2008
That’s
your
wrin
kled
dick
a
gain
2043
Look
I
know
I
wear
a
tu
nic,
but
I’m
not
in
to
men
2108
Don’t
be
that
way
bitch,
let
me
in
tro
duce
you
2230
To
my
three
best
friends:
2276
Mr.
John
son
and
the
juice
crew
2354
If
you
see
the
Prin
cess
Zel
da,
well
you
know
you
’re
gon
na
grab
her
2480
So
why
don’t
you
try
to
come
grab
my
in
fla
ta
ble
poo
jab
ber?
2604
OH
MY
GOD!
2640
I
’ve
got
to
warp
out
of
he
re,
Prin
cess
Zel
da
a
waits
2746
I
must
de
feat
Ga
non
dorf
be
fore
it
gets
too
late
2813
Ok...
now
I
REAL
LY
don’t
know
whe
re
I
am
2874
Hold
on
a
mi
nu
te
Link
2907
God
DAM
MIT
Old
Man!
2940
You
’re
in
Rac
coon
Ci
ty,
2972
It’s
a
zom
bie
a
byss
3000
It’s
dan
ge
rous
to
go
a
lone
take....
3054
NO!
FUCK
YOU!
3094
FUCK
YOU!
I’M
NOT
GI
VING
YOU
A...
3142
STOP
THE
CHIL
LED
OUT
GROOVE!