Tim Hawkins - Things You Don’t Say To Your Wife
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Hey
hon
ey,
have
you
gain
some
weight
in
your
rea
~r-
end?
75
That
dress
you
wear
re
minds
me
of
my
old
gi
~rl
friend
170
And
where’d
you
get
those
shoes?
I
think
they’re
pret
ty
la
~
~ame
268
Would
you
stop
talk
ing
’cause
I’m
trying
to
watch
the
game?
356
If
you’re
a
man
who
wants
to
live
a
long
and
hap
py
li
~fe
451
These
are
the
things
you
don’t
say
to
your
wi
~fe
540
I
planned
a
hunt
ing
trip
next
week
on
your
bi
~rth
day
781
I
did
n’t
ask
you
’cause
I
knew
it’d
be
O
~
K
874
Go
make
some
din
ner
while
I
watch
this
fish
ing
sho
~
~ow
976
I
taped
it
o
ver
our
old
wed
ding
vi
de
~
o
1061
If
you’re
a
man
who
wants
to
live
a
long
and
hap
py
li
~fe
1157
These
are
the
things
you
don’t
say
to
your
wi
~fe
1236
Your
cook
ing
is
O
K
but
not
like
moth
er
~
makes
1486
The
dia
mond
in
the
ring
I
bought
you
is
a
~
fake
1578
Your
eyes
look
puf
fy
dear,
are
you
feel
ing
i
~
~ll?
1681
Hap
py
an
ni
ver
sa
ry!
I
bought
you
a
tread
mill
1766
If
you’re
a
man
who
wants
to
live
a
long
and
hap
py
li
~fe
1862
These
are
the
things
you
don’t
say
to
your
wi
~fe