Barenaked Ladies - If I Had a $1,000,000
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If
I
had
a
milli
ion
dol
lars
59
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
120
Well,
I’d
buy
you
a
house
174
I
would
buy
yo
u
a
house
234
And
if
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
298
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
355
I’d
buy
you
furn
i
ture
for
your
house
410
May
be
a
nice
Chest
er
fie
ld
450
Or
an
ot
to
man
473
And
if
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
537
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
598
Well,
I’d
buy
you
a
K-
Car
654
A
nice
re
li
ant
au
to
mo
bile
711
And
if
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars,
778
I’d
buy
your
love
925
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dollars
1007
I’d
build
a
tree-
fort
in
our
yard
1071
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
1135
You
could
help
1155
It
would
n’t
be
that
hard
1190
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
1249
May
be
we
could
put
a
lit
tle
ti
ny
fridge
in
there
some
where
1305
We
could
just
go
up
there
and
hang
out
1341
Like op
en
the
fridge
and
stuff
1365
And
there’d
all
be
foods
laid
out
for
us
1414
Like
lit
tle
1425
Pre-
wrapped
sau
sa
ges
and
things
1478
They
have
pre-
wrapped
sau
sa
ges
1519
But
they
don’t
have
pre-
wrapped
ba
con
1552
Well,
can
you
blame
them?
1575
Yeah!
1596
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
1674
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
1735
Well,
I’d
buy
you
a
fur
coat
1784
But
not
a
real
fur
coat,
that’s
cruel
1848
And
if
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
1912
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
1974
Well,
I’d
buy
you
an
ex
o
tic
pet
2021
Yep,
like
a
lla
ma
or
an
e
mu
2087
And
if
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
2150
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
2211
Well,
I’d
buy
you
John
Mer
rick’s
re
mains
2264
All
them
c
r
a
zy
el
e
phant
bones
2325
And
if
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
2391
I’d
buy
your
love
2513
If
I
had
a
mill
ions
dol
lars
2619
We
would
n’t
have
to
walk
to
the
store
2680
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
2738
We’d
take
a
lim
ou
sine,
’cause
it
costs
more
2821
If I had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
2860
We
would
n’t
have
to
eat
Kraft
Din
ner
2915
But
we
would
eat
Kraft
Din
ner
2943
Of
course
we
would,
we’d
just
eat
more
2976
And
buy
real
ly
3006
Ex
pen
sive
ketch
ups
with
it
3041
That’s
right,
all
the
fan
ci
ests
3074
Di
jon
ketch
ups
3108
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
3283
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
3341
Well,
I’d
buy
you
a
green
dress
3396
But
not
a
real
green
dress,
that’s
cruel
3459
And
if
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
3523
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
3589
Well,
I’d
buy
you
some
art
3637
A
Pi
cas
so
o
r
a
G
ar
fun
kel
3699
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
3761
If
I
had
a
mil
lion
dol
lars
3824
Well,
I’d
buy
you
a
mon
key
3882
Have
n’t
you
al
ways
wan
ted
a
mon
key?
3938
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
4002
I’d
buy
your
love
4158
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
4237
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
4295
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
4354
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
dol
lars
4413
If
I
had
a
mill
ion
d
o
l
l
a
r
s
~
~
4533
I’d
be
rich!