Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ragnar Lodbrok vs Richard The Lionheart
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I
am
Rich
ard
the
first,
28
From
the
third
cru
sade
70
That
only
leaves
room
for
you
107
In
se
cond
place
133
The
chi
val
rous
swing
er
161
Of
the
sword
and
mace
193
And
I’ll
kill
you
when
I
spit
223
Like
a
pit
full
of
snakes
259
I’m
the
num
ber
one
dick
289
Ri
sing
up
to
make
you
feel
small
335
My
batte
~
ring
ram
361
Slams
~
through
your
shield
wall
403
I’ll
an
nounce
at
the
next
434
Of
your
things
453
That
I’m
chomp
ing
through
your
475
Fam
ily
like
bone
less
wings
518
Of
course
you
got
aveng
~
ed
549
By
a
kid
with
no
bones
~
585
Your
own
sto
ry
end
ed
worse
619
Than
Game
of
Thrones
646
Your
son
kill
ed
your
ex,
677
Your
ex
kil
led
your
wife
~
710
I’m
the
Lion
King,
man,
741
But
that’s
a
messed
up
cir
cle
of
life
789
Half
-ass
ed
head
tats
817
Can’t
be
con
doned
844
It’s
like
you
rai
ded
the
face
877
Of
Post
Malone
~
902
I’m
sca
red
of
no
foe,
934
I’m
backed
~
by
the
Tri
ni
ty
972
I’ll
con
quer
you
on
my
day
off
1013
Like
you
were
Si
ci
ly
1045
Sail
~
back
north
2099
With
your
bar
ba
rian
goons
2132
Be
cause
I’m
tear
ing
down
your
le
ga
cy,
2171
Leav
ing
it
in
runes
~
2203
Your
real
self
2222
Next
to
your
le
gend
dis
ap
points
2259
I
see
you
sha
king
in
your
2286
Shag
gy
little
pants
like
Zo
inks
2335
Who
in
ven
ted
the
ro
yal
me?
2380
We
2388
Who’s
the
pre
do
mi
nant
ly
fic
tio
nal
M
C?
2444
Thee
2453
You’
re
a
wan
na
be,
2480
Mon
ami,
2496
Kneel
down
and
ho
nor
me
2530
Rich
ard
co
ming
through
in
the
end
2564
Like
Sean
Con
nery
~
2593
The
dou
ble-co
~
ro
na
ted
blood
and
gore
gour
met
2651
You
might
have
the
axe,
2684
But
I
make
a
bo
dy
spray
2716
Li
on
heart’s
the
so
bri
quet
2745
But
I
stri
ke
like
a
co
bra
2776
If
I
wan
ted
to
fight
lo
ser
Vi
kings,
2816
I’d
go
to
Min
ne
so
ta
1048
Threat
en
ing
to
con
quer
1075
Rag
nar
is
bold
1108
For
a
king
who
got
whacked
1136
By
a
ten
year
old
1163
I’ll
sac
ri
fice
you
to
O
din
1197
While
drink
ing
horns
of
mead
1230
Good
thing
you
hold
a
red
cross
1266
’cause
that’s
who
you
’re
go
ing
to
need
1309
You
built
your
ar
my
1327
By
rai
sing
Eng
lish
tax
es
1364
I
raise
my
ar
my
tax
ing
1394
Engli
sh
ass
es
with
my
axe
s
1430
And
who
are
you
to
talk
about
1461
The
cir
cle
of
life?
1488
Your
old
la
dy
can’t
feel
1521
The
love
on
a
ny
night
1568
Your
on
ly
son
was
il
le
giti
mate,
1609
You
heired
on
the
side
1631
I’ll
twist
your
spine
like
1653
The
end
of
the
Plant
age
net
line
1698
I’m
just
a
war
ri
or,
1723
I’m
~
not
a
ling
uist
1753
But
I
think
The
King
of
Eng
land
1786
Should
pro
ba
bly
speak
eng
lish
1827
You
took
Ac
re
and
Jaf
fa
1865
Like
a
piece
of
cake
1891
But
ne
ver
at
tacked
Je
ru
sa
lem,
1930
For
Christ’s
sake
1949
You
saw
the
ho
ly
land
1974
But
could
n’t
go
all
the
way
2009
We
should
call
it
the
cru
sade
2037
Of
Ri
chard
the
First
base
2851
You
want
to
fight
me?
2880
Take
off
the
tin
shirt
2912
I’ll
be
wai
ting
in
my
birth
day
suit,
2952
Go
ing
ber
serk
2981
Ding
dang
dong,
3006
Mor
ning
bells
warn
a
bout
me
3040
At
the
bre
ak
of
dawn
3072
And
I’m
put
ting
you
to
sleep
3102
Like
your
bro
ther
John
3136
Leav
ing
monks
in
chunks
3163
On
North
um
bri
an
lawns
3199
’Cause
I’m
the
All
fa
ther
’s
spawn
3246
You
could
n’t
ev
en
beat
3269
A
sa
lad
in
a
fight
3299
You
’re
as
soft
as
3328
Mon
ty
Py
thon
knights
3366
You
went
from
chain
mail
3396
To
chain
ed
up
in
jail
3432
Til
Mom
my
drain
ed
Eng
land
3463
To
pay
for
your
bail
3499
But
no
king’s
ran
som
3525
Will
save
you
from
these
bars,
son
3562
I’m
eat
ing
you
a
live
3588
Like
the
gan
grene
you
died
from