West Side Story - Gee Officer Krupke
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See
them
cops?
16
They
be
lieve
ev
’ry
thing
they
read
in
the
pa
pers
42
A
bout
us
crud
dy
J
Ds
65
So
that’s
what
we
give
’em
86
Some
thin’
to
be
lieve
in
110
Hey,
you!
134
Who,
me,
Of
fi
cer
Krup
ke?
158
Yeah,
you!
177
Gim
me
one
good
rea
son
for
not
drag
gin’
you
211
Down
to
the
sta
tion
house
232
Ya
punk!
251
Dear
kind
ly
Ser
geant
Krup
ke
you
got
ta
un
der
stand
326
It’s
just
our
bring
in’
up
ke
352
That
gets
us
out
of
hand
378
Our
mo
thers
all
are
jun
kies
404
Our
fa
thers
all
are
drunks
432
Gol
ly
Mo
ses,
na
tur
’lly
we’re
punks!
478
Gee,
Of
fi
cer
Krup
ke,
we’re
ve
ry
up
set
534
We
ne
ver
had
the
love
that
ev
’ry
Child
ough
ta
get
588
We
ain’t
no
de
lin
quents
615
We’re
mis
un
der
stood
644
Deep
down
in
side
us
there
is
good!
677
There
is
good
692
There
is
good,
there
is
good
718
There
is
un
tapp’d
good!
745
Like
in
side,
the
worst
of
us
is
good!
814
That’s
a
tou
chin’
good
sto
ry
900
Lem
me
tell
it
to
the
world!
925
Just
tell
it
to
the
judge
948
The
judge?
986
Dear
kind
ly
Judge,
your
Ho
nor
1090
My
pa
rents
treat
me
rough
1116
With
all
their
mar’
ju
a
na
1141
They
won’t
give
me
a
puff
1166
They
did
n’t
wan
na
have
me
1191
But
some
how
I
was
had
1218
Leap
in’
li
zards!
That’s
why
I’m
so
bad!
1266
Right!
Of
fi
cer
Krup
ke,
you’re
real
ly
a
square
1319
This
boy
don’t
need
a
judge,
he
needs
an
a
na
lyst’s
care!
1369
It’s
just
his
neu
ro
sis
1396
That
ough
ta
be
cured
1423
He’s
psy
cho
log
ic’
ly
dis
turbed!
1456
I’m
dis
turbed!
1471
We’re
dis
turbed,
we’re
dis
turbed
1497
We’re
the
most
dis
turbed
1521
Like
we’re
psy
cho
log
ic’
ly
dis
turbed
1590
Hear
ye,
in
the
o
pin
ion
on
this
court
1681
This
child
is
de
praved
on
ac
count
1714
He
ain’t
had
a
nor
mal
home
1737
Hey,
I’m
de
praved
on
ac
count
I’m
de
prived!
1780
So
take
him
to
a
head
shrin
ker
1808
You!
1819
Who
me?
1827
Head
shrin
ker
1868
My
dad
dy
beats
my
mom
my
1992
My
mom
my
clob
bers
me
2018
My
grand
pa
is
a
com
mie
2043
My
grand
ma
push
es
tea
2069
My
sis
ter
wears
a
mus
tache
2095
My
bro
ther
wears
a
dress!
2123
Good
ness
gra
cious,
that’s
why
I’m
a
mess!
2178
Yes!
Of
fi
cer
Krup
ke,
he
should
n’t
be
here
2233
This
boy
don’t
need
a
couch,
he
needs
a
use
full
ca
reer
2283
So
ci
e
ty’s
played
him
2309
A
ter
rib
le
trick
2336
And
so
cio
lo
gic
’lly,
he’s
sick!
2369
I’m
am
sick!
2383
We’re
are
sick,
we’re
are
sick
2408
We’re
are
sick,
sick,
sick
2432
Like
we’re
so
cio
lo
gi
cal
ly
sick
2499
In
my
o
pin
ion,
this
child
does
not
2603
Need
to
have
his
head
shrunk
at
all
2639
Ju
ve
line
de
lin
’cy
pur
’ly
a
so
cial
di
sease
2689
Hey,
I
got
a
so
cial
di
sease!
2733
So
take
him
to
a
so
cial
wor
ker!
2762
Wich
Que
ry
got
her?
2809
Dear
kind
ly
so
cial
wor
ker
2919
They
tell
me
get
a
job
2944
Like
be
a
so
da
jer
ker
2970
Which
means
like
be
a
slob
2996
It’s
not
I’m
an
ti
-so
cial
3021
I’m
on
ly
an
ti
-work!
3047
Glo
ry
os
kee,
that’s
why
I’m
a
jerk!
3092
Eek!
Of
fi
cer
Krup
ke,
you’ve
done
it
a
gain
3145
This
boy
don’t
need
a
job,
he
needs
a
year
in
the
pen
3195
It
ain’t
just
a
quest
ion
3221
Of
mis
un
der
stood
3247
Deep
down
in
side
him
he’s
no
good!
3279
I’m
no
good!
3292
We’re
no
good,
we’re
no
good
3316
We’re
no
earth
ly
good
3341
Like
the
best
of
us
is
no
damn
good!
3393
The
troub
le
is
he’s
la
zy
3438
The
troub
le
is
he
drinks
3461
The
troub
le
is
he’s
cra
zy
3485
The
troub
le
is
he
stinks
3508
The
troub
le
is
he’s
grow
ing
3533
The
troub
le
is
he’s
grown
3558
Krup
ke,
we’ve
got
troub
les
of
our
own
3616
Of
fi
cer
Krup
ke
we’re
down
on
our
knees
3677
’Cause
no
one
wants
a
fel
la
with
a
so
cial
di
sease
3741
Gee
Of
fi
cer
Krup
ke,
3772
What
are
we
to
do?
3820
Gee,
Of
fi
cer
Krup
ke
3860
Krup
you!