Weird Al Yankovic - Hardware Store
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No
thin’
e
ver
(e
ver)
hap
pens
in
this
town
34
Feel
in’
low
down
(down),
not
a
lot
to
do
a
round
here
85
I
thought
that
I
would
go
right
out
of
my
mind
127
Un
til
a
friend
told
me
the
news
190
He
said,
“Hey,
you
know
that
va
cant
lot
226
Right
be
side
the
gas
sta
tion?
Well,
some
bo
dy
bought
it
277
And
on
that
spot
they’re
gon
na
build
a
shop
318
Where
we
can
go
buy
bolts
and
screws”
381
Since
then
I’ve
been
walk
ing
on
air
(air)
420
I
can
bare
ly
brush
my
teeth
or
comb
my
hair
464
’Cause
I’m
so
ex
ci
ted
and
I
real
ly
don’t
care
513
I’ve
been
wait
ing
since
last
June
572
For
this
day
to
fi
nal
ly
ar
rive
609
I’m
so
hap
py
(hap
py)
now
just
to
be
a
live
656
’Cause
a
ny
mi
nute
now
I’m
gon
na
be
in
side
704
Well,
I
hope
they
o
pen
soon
764
I
can’t
wa
-ait,
no,
I
can’t
wa
-a
-ait
860
When
are
they
gon
na
o
pen
up
that
door?
950
I’m
go
in’
(yes
I’m)
go
in’,
I’m
a
-go
in’
to
the
998
Go
in’
to
the
(hard)
we’re
go
in’
to
the
go
in’
to
the
1046
Go
in’
(hard)
go
in’
to
the
(hard)
yes
I’m
go
in’
to
the
1093
Hard
ware
store
1235
In
my
sleep
ing
bag
I
camped
out
o
ver
night
1422
Right
in
front
of
the
store,
then
as
soon
as
it
was
light
out
1473
I
pressed
my
nose
right
up
a
gainst
the
glass
1515
You
know,
I
had
to
be
first
in
line
1578
Gon
na
get
me
a
flash
light
and
a
broom
1614
Want
a
pair
of
pli
ers
for
e
very
sin
gle
room
of
my
house
1674
See
those
hack
saws?
Ve
ry,
ve
ry
soon
1710
One
of
them
will
be
all
mine
1769
Guys
with
name
tags
walk
ing
down
the
ai
sles
1808
Rows
of
gar
den
ho
ses
that
go
on
for
miles
and
miles
1854
Brand
new
soc
ket
wren
ches
in
a
ple
tho
ra
of
sty
les
1902
All
ar
ranged
al
pha
bet
ic
ally
1961
And
they’re
do
ing
a
pro
mo
tion
al
stunt
1998
There’s
a
great
big
pur
ple
sign
out
front
2042
That
says
e
very
twen
ty
-se
venth
cus
to
mer
2089
Will
get
a
ball
peen
ham
mer
free
2152
I
can’t
wa
-ait,
no,
I
can’t
wa
-a
-ait
2248
When
are
they
gon
na
o
pen
up
that
door?
2338
I’m
go
in’
(yes
I’m)
go
in’,
I’m
a
-go
in’
to
the
2386
Go
in’
to
the
(hard)
we’re
go
in’
to
the
go
in’
to
the
2434
Go
in’
(hard)
go
in’
to
the
(hard)
yes
I’m
go
in’
to
the
2481
Hard
ware
store
2582
I’m
go
in’
(yes
I’m)
go
in’,
I’m
a
-go
in’
to
the
2626
Go
in’
to
the
(hard)
we’re
go
in’
to
the
go
in’
to
the
2674
Go
in’
(hard)
go
in’
to
the
(hard)
yes
I’m
go
in’
to
the
2721
Hard
ware
store
2863
Would
you
look
at
all
that
stuff?
3163
They’ve
got:
3200
Al
len
wren
ches,
ger
bil
feed
ers,
toi
let
seats,
e
lec
tric
hea
ters
3248
Trash
com
pac
tors,
juice
ex
trac
tor,
sho
wer
rods
and
wa
ter
me
ters
3296
Wal
kie
-talk
ies,
cop
per
wi
res,
safe
ty
gog
gles,
ra
di
al
ti
res
3344
B
B
pel
lets,
rub
ber
mal
lets,
fans
and
de
hu
mi
di
fi
ers
3391
Pic
ture
hang
ers,
pa
per
cut
ters,
waf
fle
i
rons,
win
dow
shut
ters
3439
Paint
re
mo
vers,
win
dow
lou
vres,
mask
ing
tape
and
plas
tic
gut
ters
3487
Kit
chen
fau
cets,
fold
ing
ta
bles,
wea
ther
strip
ping,
jum
per
ca
bles
3534
Hooks
and
tac
kle,
grout
and
spac
kle,
pow
er
fog
gers,
spoons
and
lad
les
3583
Pes
ti
cides
for
fu
mi
ga
tion,
high
-per
for
mance
lu
bri
ca
tion
3630
Me
tal
roof
ing,
wa
ter
proof
ing,
mul
ti
-pur
pose
in
sul
a
tion
3678
Air
com
pres
sors,
brass
con
nec
tors,
wreck
ing
chi
sels,
smoke
de
tec
tors
3726
Ti
re
gau
ges,
ham
ster
ca
ges,
ther
mo
stats
and
bug
de
flec
tors
3774
Trail
er
hitch
de
mag
ne
ti
zers,
au
to
mat
ic
cir
cum
ci
sers
3822
Ten
nis
rac
kets,
an
gle
brac
kets,
Dur
a
cells
and
E
ner
gi
zers
3870
Sof
fit
pan
els,
cir
cuit
break
ers,
vac
uum
clean
ers,
cof
fee
ma
kers
3918
Cal
cu
la
tors,
gen
er
a
tors,
match
ing
salt
and
pep
per
sha
kers
3971
I
can’t
wa
-ait,
no,
I
can’t
wa
-a
-ait
4067
When
are
they
gon
na
o
pen
up
that
door?
4157
I’m
go
in’
(yes
I’m)
go
in’,
I’m
a
-go
in’
to
the
4205
Go
in’
to
the
(hard)
we’re
go
in’
to
the
go
in’
to
the
4253
Go
in’
(hard)
go
in’
to
the
(hard)
yes
I’m
go
in’
to
the
4301
Hard
ware
store
4402
I’m
go
in’
(yes
I’m)
go
in’,
I’m
a
-go
in’
to
the
4445
Go
in’
to
the
(hard)
we’re
go
in’
to
the
go
in’
to
the
4493
Go
in’
(hard)
go
in’
to
the
(hard)
yes
I’m
go
in’
to
the
4541
Hard
ware
store
4641
I’m
go
in’
(yes
I’m)
go
in’,
I’m
a
-go
in’
to
the
4684
Go
in’
to
the
(hard)
we’re
go
in’
to
the
go
in’
to
the
4732
Go
in’
(hard)
go
in’
to
the
(hard)
yes
I’m
go
in’
to
the
4781
Ha
-ard
ware
store