Hazbin Hotel - Hell’s Greatest Dad
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Ha
ha
20
Looks
like
you
~
could
use
some
help
65
From
the
big
boss
of
Hell
him
self
113
Check
out
dad
dy’s
glow
ing
re
views
on
Yelp
Five
stars!
Flaw
less!
Great
er
than
great
213
Oh,
with
the
punch
of
a
pent
a
gram
254
I
wap
bam
boom,
a
la
ka
zam
306
Usu
a
lly,
I
charge
a
sac
ri
fic
ial
lamb
352
But
you
get
the
fam
ily
rate
thanks
dad!
407
Who
needs
a
bus
boy,
now
that
you’ve
got
the
chef?
w
489
O
w
503
Mich
e
lin
tas
ting
men
u,
free
a
la
carte
597
I’ll
rig
the
game
for
you
be
cause
I’m
the
ref
687
Cham
pagne
foun
tains,
cav
iar
moun
tains,
that’s
just
a
start!
792
Who’s
been
here
since
day
one?
836
Who’s
been
faith
ful
as
a
nun?
Who
885
Makes
you
chu
ckle
with
an
old-
tim
ey
pun?
925
Your
ex
ec
u
tive
pro
du
cer?
978
I’m
your
guy,
your
day
to
day
1023
Your
chum,
your
stead
fast
ho
tel
i
er
1072
Re
mem
ber
when
I
fixed
that
clog
to
day?
1118
I
was
stuck,
thank
you
sir!
1168
I’m
tru
ly
hon
ored
that
we’ve
built
such
a
bond
1267
You’re
like
the
child
that
I
wish
that
I
had
1349
(Uh,
what?)
1367
I
care
for
you,
just
like
a
daugh
ter
I
spawned
1447
(Hold
on
now!)
It’s
1465
A
lit
tle
fun
ny,
1483
You
could
al
most
call
me
dad
1604
They
say,
when
you’re
loo
king
for
as
sis
tance
1912
It’s
smart
to
pick
the
path
of
least
re
sis
tance
2010
Oth
ers
say,
that
in
your
nee
dy
hour
~
2090
There’s
no
sub
sti
tute
for
pure
2135
An
gel
ic
pow
er!
2204
Who
just
hap
pens
to
al
so
be
your
blood!
2279
Sad
ly,
there
are
times
a
birth
par
ent
is
a
dud
They
2359
Say
the
fam
ily
you
choose
is
bet
ter
2408
(What
a
bunch
of
lo
sers)
2435
Can
you
butt
out
of
my
song?
2469
(Your
song?
I
star
ted
this!)
I’m
2497
Sing
ing
it,
I’ll
fin
ish
it!
2526
(Oh,
you
ta
cky
piece
of )
2551
It’s
me,
yes,
it’s
me
2613
I
know
you
were
all
wait
ing
for
me
2684
I’m
here,
what
a
gas
2750
Took
a
while,
but
I’m
pre
sent
at
last
2822
It’s
me,
2858
It’s
me
2892
Mim
zy!
~
3039
Who?