“Weird Al” Yankovic - White & Nerdy
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They
see
me
mow
in’
36
My
front
lawn.
68
I
know
they’re
all
thin
kin’
I’m
so
106
White
and
ner
dy.
127
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy,
158
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy.
190
Can’t
you
see
I’m
white
and
ner
dy?
222
Look
at
me
I’m
white
and
ner
dy!
254
I
wan
na
roll
with
293
The
gang
stas
325
But
so
far
they
all
think
I’m
too
362
White
and
ner
dy.
383
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy,
414
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy.
446
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy.
480
Real
ly,
real
ly
white...
497
First
in
my
class
here
at
M
I
T,
525
Got
skills,
I’m
a
Cham
pion
at
D
&
D.
556
M.
C.
E
scher
that’s
my
fa
vo
rite
M.
C.,
589
Keep
your
4
0,
I’ll
just
have
an
Earl
Grey
tea.
621
My
rims
ne
ver
spin,
to
the
con
tra
ry,
657
You’ll
find
that
they’re
quite
sta
tion
a
ry.
689
All
of
my
ac
tion
fig
ures
are
cher
ry,
721
Ste
phen
Haw
king’s
in
my
li
bra
ry.
750
My
My
Space
page
is
all
to
tal
ly
pimped
out,
785
Got
peo
ple
beg
gin’
for
my
top
eight
spa
ces.
817
Yo,
I
know
pi
to
a
thou
sand
pla
ces,
849
Ain’t
got
no
grills
but
I
still
wear
bra
ces.
882
I
or
der
all
of
my
sand
wi
ches
with
ma
yo
naise,
916
I’m
a
wiz
at
Mine
swee
per,
I
could
play
for
days.
948
Once
you
see
my
sweet
moves,
964
You’re
gon
na
stay
a
mazed
980
My
fin
gers
mo
vin’
so
fast,
996
I
set
the
place
a
blaze.
1012
There’s
no
kil
ler-
app
I
ha
ven’t
run,
1041
At
Pas
cal,
well
I’m
num
ber
one.
1073
Do
vec
tor
cal
cu
lus
just
for
fun,
1100
I
ain’t
got
a
gat,
but
I
got
a
sol
de
ring
gun.
1138
Hap
py
Days
is
my
fa
vo
rite
theme
song,
1167
I
could
sure
kick
your
butt
1183
In
a
game
of
ping-
pong.
1200
I’ll
ace
a
ny
tri
vi
a
quiz
you
bring
on,
1232
I’m
flu
ent
in
Ja
va
Script
as
well
as
Kling
on.
1276
You
see
me
roll
on
my
Seg
way.
1348
I
know
in
my
heart
they
think
I’m
1386
White
and
ner
dy.
1407
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy,
1438
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy.
1470
Can’t
you
see
I’m
white
and
ner
dy?
1502
Look
at
me
I’m
white
and
ner
dy.
1534
I’d
like
to
roll
with
1572
The
gangs
tas,
1605
Al
though
it’s
ap
pa
rent
I’m
too
1642
White
and
ner
dy.
1663
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy,
1694
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy.
1726
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy.
1760
How’d
I
get
so
white
and
ner
dy?
1788
I’ve
been
brow
sin’,
in
spec
tin’
X-
Men
co
mics,
1825
You
know
I
col
lect
’em.
1841
The
pens
in
my
po
cket,
I
must
pro
tect
them,
1875
My
er
go
no
mic
key
board
1898
Ne
ver
leaves
me
bored.
1915
Shop
pin’
on
line
1925
For
deals
on
some
wri
ta
ble
me
di
a,
1949
I
e
dit
Wi
ki
pe
di
a.
1973
I
me
mo
rized
Ho
ly
Grail,
oh
real
ly
well
1997
I
can
re
cite
it
right
now
and
have
you
2019
R
O
T
F
L
O
L.
2037
I
got
a
busi
ness
do
ing
web
sites,
2062
When
my
friends
need
some
code
2079
Who
do
they
call?
2098
I
do
H
T
M
L
for
’em
all,
2129
E
ven
made
a
home
page
for
my
dog,
yo.
2168
I
got
my
self
a
fan
ny
pack,
2190
They
were
ha
vin
a
sale
down
at
The
Gap.
2219
Spend
my
nights
with
a
roll
of
bub
ble
wrap,
2253
Pop,
pop
2262
Hope
no
one
sees
me
get
tin’
frea
ky.
2302
I’m
ner
dy
in
the
ex
treme,
2334
Whi
ter
than
so
ur
cre
am.
2366
I
was
in
A
V
club
and
glee
club
2399
And
e
ven
the
chess
team.
2422
On
ly
ques
tion
I
e
ver
thought
was
hard,
2454
Was
“Do
I
like
Kirk
or
do
I
like
Pi
card?”.
2490
Spend
eve
ry
week
end
2503
At
the
Re
nais
sa
~nce
Fair,
2524
Got
my
name
on
my
un
der
wear.
2558
They
see
me
strol
lin’,
2596
They’re
lau
ghin’
2629
And
rol
lin’
their
eyes
cause
I’m
so
2666
White
and
ner
dy.
2687
Just
be
cause
I’m
white
and
ner
dy,
2718
Just
be
cause
I’m
white
and
ner
dy.
2750
All
be
cause
I’m
white
and
ner
dy.
2782
Ho
ly
cow
I’m
white
and
ner
dy.
2814
I
wan
na
bowl
with
2853
The
gangs
tas
2885
But
oh
well,
it’s
ob
vi
ous
I’m
2922
White
and
ner
dy.
2943
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy,
2974
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy.
3006
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy.
3040
Look
at
me
I’m
white
and
ner
dy!