“Weird Al” Yankovic - White & Nerdy
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They
see
me
mow
in’
27
My
front
lawn.
61
I
know
they’re
all
thin
kin’
I’m
so
107
White
and
ner
dy.
128
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy,
157
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy.
189
Can’t
you
see
I’m
white
and
ner
dy?
221
Look
at
me
I’m
white
and
ner
dy!
255
I
wan
na
roll
with
287
The
gang
stas
318
But
so
far
they
all
think
I’m
too
363
White
and
ner
dy.
384
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy,
413
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy.
445
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy.
481
Real
ly,
real
ly
white...
497
First
in
my
class
here
at
M
I
T,
526
Got
skills,
I’m
a
Cham
pion
at
D
&
D.
557
M.
C.
E
scher
that’s
my
fa
vo
rite
M.
C.,
590
Keep
your
4
0,
I’ll
just
have
an
Earl
Grey
tea.
622
My
rims
ne
ver
spin,
to
the
con
tra
ry,
658
You’ll
find
that
they’re
quite
sta
tion
a
ry.
689
All
of
my
ac
tion
fig
ures
are
cher
ry,
722
Ste
phen
Haw
king’s
in
my
li
bra
ry.
751
My
My
Space
page
is
all
to
tal
ly
pimped
out,
786
Got
peo
ple
beg
gin’
for
my
top
eight
spa
ces.
818
Yo,
I
know
pi
to
a
thou
sand
pla
ces,
850
Ain’t
got
no
grills
but
I
still
wear
bra
ces.
883
I
or
der
all
of
my
sand
wich
es
with
ma
yo
naise,
917
I’m
a
wiz
at
Mine
swee
per,
I
could
play
for
days.
949
Once
you
see
my
sweet
moves,
965
You’re
gon
na
stay
a
mazed
981
My
fing
ers
mo
vin’
so
fast,
997
I
set
the
place
a
blaze.
1013
There’s
no
kil
ler_
app
I
ha
ven’t
run,
1040
At
Pas
cal,
well
I’m
num
ber
one.
1072
Do
vec
tor
cal
cu
lus
just
for
fun,
1101
I
ain’t
got
a
gat,
but
I
got
a
sol
der
ing
gun.
1137
Hap
py
Days
is
my
fa
vo
rite
theme
song,
1168
I
could
sure
kick
your
butt
1184
In
a
game
of
ping-
pong.
1201
I’ll
ace
a
ny
tri
vi
a
quiz
you
bring
on,
1233
I’m
flu
ent
in
Ja
va
Script
as
well
as
Kling
on.
1267
You
see
me
roll
on
my
Seg
way.
1341
I
know
in
my
heart
they
think
I’m
1387
White
and
ner
dy.
1408
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy,
1437
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy.
1469
Can’t
you
see
I’m
white
and
ner
dy?
1501
Look
at
me
I’m
white
and
ner
dy.
1533
I’d
like
to
roll
with
1565
The
gangs
tas,
1598
Al
though
it’s
ap
par
ent
I’m
too
1643
White
and
ner
dy.
1664
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy,
1693
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy.
1724
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy.
1761
How’d
I
get
so
white
and
ner
dy?
1789
I’ve
been
brow
sin’,
in
spec
tin’
X-
Men
co
mics,
1826
You
know
I
col
lect’
em.
1842
The
pens
in
my
po
cket,
I
must
pro
tect
them,
1876
My
er
go
no
mic
key
board
1899
Ne
ver
leaves
me
bored.
1916
Shop
pin’
on
line
1926
For
deals
on
some
wri
ta
ble
me
di
a,
1950
I
e
dit
Wi
ki
pe
di
a.
1974
I
me
mo
rized
Ho
ly
Grail,
oh
real
ly
well
1998
I
can
re
cite
it
right
now
and
have
you
2020
R
O
T
F
L
O
L.
2038
I
got
a
busi
ness
do
ing
web
sites,
2061
When
my
friends
need
some
code
2080
Who
do
they
call?
2099
I
do
H
T
M
L
for
em
all,
2130
E
ven
made
a
home
page
for
my
dog,
yo.
2169
I
got
my
self
a
fan
ny
pack,
2190
They
were
ha
vin
a
sale
down
at
The
Gap.
2220
Spend
my
nights
with
a
roll
of
bub
ble
wrap,
2253
Pop,
pop
2263
Hope
no
one
sees
me
get
tin’
frea
ky.
2301
I’m
ner
dy
in
the
ex
treme,
2333
Whi
ter
than
so
ur
cre
am.
2366
I
was
in
A
V
club
and
glee
club
2400
And
e
ven
the
chess
team.
2423
On
ly
ques
tion
I
e
ver
thought
was
hard,
2455
Was
"Do
I
like
Kirk
or
do
I
like
Pi
card?".
2487
Spend
e
very
week
end
2504
At
the
Re
nais
sa
~nce
Faire,
2525
Got
my
name
on
my
un
der
wear.
2555
They
see
me
strol
lin’,
2588
They’re
laugh
in’
2622
And
rol
lin’
their
eyes
cause
I’m
so
2667
White
and
ner
dy.
2688
Just
be
cause
I’m
white
and
ner
dy,
2717
Just
be
cause
I’m
white
and
ner
dy.
2749
All
be
cause
I’m
white
and
ner
dy.
2781
Ho
ly
cow
I’m
white
and
ner
dy.
2813
I
wan
na
bowl
with
2846
The
gangs
tas
2879
But
oh
well,
it’s
ob
vi
ous
I’m
2923
White
and
ner
dy.
2944
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy,
2973
Think
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy.
3005
I’m
just
too
white
and
ner
dy.
3041
Look
at
me
I’m
white
and
ner
dy!