Jonathan Coulton - Ikea
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Long
a
go
in
days
of
yore
53
It
all
be
gan
with
a
god
named
Thor
115
There
were
Vi
kings
and
boats
147
And
some
plans
for
a
fur
ni
ture
store
207
It’s
not
a
bo
de
ga
it’s
not
a
mall
308
And
they
sell
things
for
a
part
ments
362
Smal
ler
than
mine
388
As
if
there
were
a
part
ments
426
Smal
ler
than
mine
462
I
ke
~
a:
535
Just
some
oak
and
some
pine
579
And
a
hand
ful
of
Norse
men
623
I
ke
~
a:
662
Sel
ling
fur
ni
ture
for
col
lege
kids
724
And
di
vorced
men
753
E
very
one
has
a
home
818
But
if
you
don’t
have
a
home
867
You
can
buy
one
there
906
So
rent
a
car
or
take
the
bus
1011
Lay
your
cash
down
and
put
your
trust
1074
In
the
land
where
the
fur
ni
ture
folds
1123
To
a
much
smal
ler
size
1170
Bil
ly
the
book
case
says
hel
lo
1267
And
so
does
a
ta
~
ble
whose
name
is
In
go
1332
And
the
chair
is
a
lad
der-
back
birch
1378
But
his
friends
call
him
Karl
1424
I
ke
~
a:
1495
Just
some
oak
and
some
pine
1539
And
a
hand
ful
of
Norse
men
1583
I
ke
~
a:
1623
Sel
ling
fur
ni
ture
for
col
lege
kids
1684
And
di
vorced
men
1716
E
very
one
has
a
home
1778
But
if
you
don’t
have
a
home
1828
You
can
buy
one
there
1864
I
ke
~
a:
1974
Ply
wood
brushed
steel
2042
I
ke
~
a:
2106
Meat
balls
ta
~s
ty
2168
I
ke
~
a:
2234
Al
len
wren
ches
2294
All
of
them
for
free
2356
All
of
them
for
me
~
2456
I’m
sor
ry
I
said
I
ke
a
sucks
2737
I
just
bought
a
ta
~
ble
for
six
ty
bucks
2802
And
a
chair
and
a
lamp
2835
And
a
shelf
and
some
can
dles
for
you
2892
I
was
a
doub
ter
just
li
~ke
you
2998
Till
I
saw
the
A
mer
~
i
can
dream
come
true
3059
In
New
Jer
sey
3083
They
got
a
god
damned
Swe
dish
pa
rade
3152
I
ke
~
a:
3224
Just
some
oak
and
some
pine
3268
And
a
hand
ful
of
Norse
men
3311
I
ke
~
a:
3352
Sel
ling
fur
ni
ture
for
col
lege
kids
3412
And
di
vorced
men
3441
E
very
one
has
a
home
3506
If
you
don’t
have
a
home
3556
You
can
buy
one
there
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