Jonathan Coulton - Mr. Fancy Pants
TXT Viewer
Hey
Mis
ter
Fan
cy
Pants
28
Chan
ces
are
your
pants
49
Are
not
as
fan
cy
as
the
pair
83
Of
ve
ry
fan
cy
pants
113
That
Mis
ter
Fan
cy
Pants
will
wear
147
When
e
very
bo
dy’s
mar
ching
181
In
the
fan
cy
pants
pa
rade
212
He’s
gon
na
pass
the
test
244
He’s
gon
na
be
the
best
275
The
best
in
terms
of
pants
324
You
look
in
e
very
ca
ta
log
378
You
shop
at
e
very
store
404
Cause
e
ven
though
you
have
a
hun
dred
pants
450
You
want
some
more
468
When
sud
den
ly
you
see
498
The
grea
test
pants
you’ve
e
ver
seen
534
And
e
ven
though
you
know
562
It’s
gon
na
cost
a
lot
of
dough
597
You
have
to
have
the
world’s
best
pants
645
Say
a
lit
tle
prayer
711
For
Mis
ter
Fan
cy
Pants
764
The
whole
wo
~rld
knows
854
It’s
on
ly
~
clothes
916
And
deep
i
~n
side
974
He
~’s
sad
1020
Hey
Mis
ter
Fan
cy
Pants
1083
They
make
the
big
an
nounce
ment
1110
And
the
tro
phy
goes
to
you
1140
You
thought
you
had
some
fan
cy
pants
1179
And
now
you
know
it’s
true
1205
You
look
at
Mis
ter
Fan
cy
Pants
1242
And
hold
the
tro
phy
high
1271
E
very
bo
dy
cheers
1301
While
he’s
blin
king
back
the
tears
1334
He
doe
sn’t
e
ven
have
the
best
pants
1382
Say
a
lit
tle
prayer
1448
For
Mis
ter
Fan
cy
Pants
1504
It’s
all
he
~
had
1588
But
don’t
fee
~l
bad
1653
He’d
do
the
~
same
1708
To
~
you