Jonathan Coulton - First Of May
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I
woke
u
~p
this
mor
ning
44
I
had
a
sco
~ne
and
a
large
house
ble
~nd
110
Then
a
lit
tle
con
ver
sa
tion
203
With
my
squirrel
and
chip
munk
frie
~nds
262
I
said
I’m
sick
and
ti
~red
of
win
ter
332
And
I
wish
that
it
was
spri
~ng
402
And
then
a
lit
tle
fel
low
472
Named
Ro
bin
Red
breast
509
Be
gan
to
si
~ng
561
And
he
sang
604
Ooh
ooh
child
646
What’d
you
think
the
cold
win
ter’s
679
Gon
na
last
for
e
ver?
716
Ooh
ooh
child
774
Now’s
the
time
for
all
the
peo
ple
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To
get
to
ge
the
~r
856
Out
si
~de
928
Cause
it’s
the
first
of
May
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Fi
~rst
of
May
998
Out
door
fuc
king
starts
to
day
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So
bring
your
fa
vorite
la
~
dy
1134
Or
at
least
your
fa
vorite
la
~
~y
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The
wa
ter’s
not
cold
1271
Ba
by
dip
in
your
big
toe
1310
May
be
I’ll
see
you
in
fla
gran
te
de
lic
to
1373
Grass
be
low
you
sky
~
a
bove
1429
Ce
le
brate
spring
1463
With
a
cra
zy
lit
tle
thing
called
1508
Fuc
king
out
side
1572
I
thanked
him
for
the
in
for
ma
tion
1704
I
cried
a
lit
tle
when
he
flew
a
way
1772
I
watched
an
e
pi
sode
of
The
Peo
ple’s
Court
1879
And
I
tried
to
plan
my
day
~
1929
I
called
up
my
old
la
dy
1992
She
wa
sn’t
home
so
I
called
my
girl
2074
I
asked
her
if
she’d
like
to
join
me
as
I
2170
En
ter
tain
the
wo
~rld
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And
I
said
2270
Ooh
ooh
child
2307
I’ll
bring
a
blan
ket
and
I
pro
mise
2343
I
will
brush
the
ants
off
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Ooh
ooh
child
2436
You’re
gon
na
like
it
2455
When
we’re
ta
king
each
o
ther’s
pants
o
~ff
2518
Out
si
~de
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Cause
it’s
the
first
of
May
2634
Fi
~rst
of
May
2662
Out
door
fuc
king
starts
to
day
2723
So
bring
your
fa
vorite
la
~
dy
2798
Or
at
least
your
fa
vorite
la
~
~y
2870
The
wa
ter’s
not
cold
2935
Ba
by
dip
in
your
big
toe
2974
May
be
I’ll
see
you
in
fla
gran
te
de
lic
to
3037
Grass
be
low
you
sky
~
a
bove
3092
Ce
le
brate
spring
3127
With
a
cra
zy
lit
tle
thing
called
3173
Fuc
king
out
side
3224
So
we
went
to
the
park
to
ge
ther
3369
We
were
wal
king
in
the
mid
day
sun
3442
We
met
all
kinds
of
peo
ple
and
we
3544
We
fucked
e
very
o
~ne
3584
We
fucked
a
la
dy
who
sells
ice
cream
3657
We
fucked
a
man
with
a
tan
Shar
Pei
3738
E
very
one
who
nee
ded
fuc
king
well
they
3834
They
got
fucked
to
da
~y
3894
So
come
on
3933
Ooh
ooh
child
3971
O
pen
your
mind
and
your
heart
4006
Feel
the
spi
rit
mo
ving
through
you
4049
Ooh
ooh
child
4099
You’ll
feel
the
warmth
of
the
love
4135
When
I
stick
it
to
you
~
4187
Out
si
~de
4254
Cause
it’s
the
first
of
May
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Fi
~rst
of
May
4326
Out
door
fuc
king
starts
to
day
4387
So
bring
your
fa
vorite
la
~
dy
4462
Or
at
least
your
fa
vorite
la
~
~y
4536
The
wa
ter’s
not
cold
4599
Ba
by
dip
in
your
big
toe
4638
May
be
I’ll
see
you
in
fla
gran
te
de
lic
to
4701
Grass
be
low
you
sky
~
a
bove
4756
Ce
le
brate
spring
4791
With
a
cra
zy
lit
tle
thing
called
4837
Fuc
king
out
side
4886
Fuc
king
out
side
4946
Fuc
king
out
si
~
~
~
~de