“Weird Al” Yankovic - Fat
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You’re
butt
is
wide,
well
mine
is
too
50
Just
watch
your
mouth,
I’ll
sit
on
you
116
The
word
is
out,
better
treat
me
right
178
Cause
~
I’m
the
king
~
of
cell
ulite
242
Ham
on,
ham
on,
whole
wheat
302
All
right
326
My
~
zip
pers
bust,
my
buck
les
break
434
I’m
~
too
much
man
for
~
you
to
take
496
The
~
pave
ment
cracks
when
I
fall
down
562
I’ve
~
got
more
chins,
than
Chi
na
town
626
Well,
I’ve
ne
ver
used
a
phone
booth
670
And
I’ve
ne
ver
seen
my
toes
700
When
I’m
go
ing
to
the
mov
ies
732
I
~
take
up
se
ven
rows
759
Be
cause
I’m
fat,
I’m
fat,
you
know
it
812
You
know
I’m
fat,
I’m
fat,
you
know
it
876
You
know
I’m
fat,
I’m
fat,
you
know
it
940
Don’t
you
call
me
pud
gy,
port
ly
or
stout
991
Just
~
to
tell
me
once
a
gain,
Who’s
fat?
1028
When
I
walk
out
to
get
my
mail
1202
It
mea
sures
on
~
~
~
the
rich
ter
scale
1266
Down
at
the
beach,
I’m
a
lucky
man
1330
I’m
the
on
ly
one,
who
gets
a
tan
1394
If
I
have
one
more
1426
Pie
a
la
mode
1458
I’m
gon
na
need
my
own
zip
code
1522
When
you’re
only
hav
ing
se
conds
1564
I’m
hav
ing
twen
ty
thirds
1592
When
I
go
to
get
my
shoes
shined
1628
I
~
have
to
take
their
word
1656
Be
cause
I’m
fat,
I’m
fat,
you
know
it
1708
You
know
I’m
fat,
I’m
fat,
you
know
it
1772
You
know
I’m
fat,
I’m
fat,
you
know
it,
you
know
it
1846
And
my
shadow
weighs
for
ty
two
pounds
let
me
tell
you
once
a
gain
1906
Who’s
fat
1930
If
you
see
me
com
in’
you’re
~
~
2208
You’d
bet
ter
give
me
space
2240
If
I
tell
you
that
I’m
hun
gry
2272
Then
you’d
bet
ter
feed
my
face
2300
Be
cause
I’m
fat,
I’m
fat,
you
know
it
2352
You
know
I’m
fat,
I’m
fat,
you
know
it
2416
You
know
I’m
fat,
I’m
fat,
2458
You
know,
you
know
it
2496
When
I
~
sit
a
round
the
house
2527
I
~
real
ly
sit
a
round
the
house
2554
You
know
I’m
fat,
I’m
fat,
you
know
it
2608
You
know
I’m
fat,
I’m
fat,
you
know
it
2672
You
know
I’m
fat,
I’m
fat,
you
know
it
2728
And
you
know
all
by
my
self
I’m
a
crowd
~
2790
Let
me
tell
you
once
a
gain
2812
You
know
I’m
huge,
I’m
fat,
you
know
it
2864
You
know
I’m
fat,
I’m
fat,
you
know
it
2928
You
know
I’m
fat,
I’m
fat,
you
know
it
2992
And
the
~
whole
world
~
knows
I’m
fat
and
I’m
proud
3046
Just
tell
me
once
a
gain
who’s
fat?